Chain Lightning

Hear ye, hear ye, gather ’round.
Step right up to the wagon.
The first five people receive a free bottle
of Doc Beauchamp’s Chain Lighting.
You, over there, don’t be shy,
your neighbors use it, your relatives use it,
and you can use it too
for only fifty cents a bottle.
Do you suffer from inflammation?
throat trouble? pneumonia?
Doc Beauchamp’s Chain Lightning
promises soothing, restorative relief.
Is your energy level low?
Do you lack vim and vigor?
Doc Beauchamp’s Chain Lightning
will give you that natural spring in your step.
Do you keep horses or cows?
Chain Lightning is a medication
for animals and humans!
Try it for yourself, now.
We wish you good health!

Note: Doc Beauchamp was my great-grandfather.

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