MUSE WANTED

helpwanted

For obsessive compulsive
poet/writer,
usually grumpy,
may be cantankerous
or depressed at times.

This is a permanent position
that pays little, if anything.
Muse must be available
from dawn to dusk
with some overnight
shifts required.

The ideal candidate
would be human,
although other species
will be considered.
Dress code casual:
pajamas, housecoats
or sweats practical.

Appearance is a must,
even if somewhat ghostly.
Cheery attitude welcomed
but not essential;
sternness may be required
on occasion.

Interested interviewees
may apply in the comments
section below. Only serious
enquiries accepted.

 
 
 
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22 responses to “MUSE WANTED”

  1. I’d be interested. 😊 You write some compelling poetry!

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  2. ronniedock Avatar
    ronniedock

    Thank you for your recent follow, your blog is awesome

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    1. Your blog is also awesome. I will follow your adventures of being a father.

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  3. Nycke the Poet Avatar
    Nycke the Poet

    I think I really applied instead of leaving a comment!!! LOL, I love this.

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    1. Hi Nicole,

      I’m sure that your “passion and way with words is sure to shine through…” You will make an excellent muse. I look forward to your inspiration.

      Sincerely,
      Dennis

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    1. Thank you so much, Sharon, for applying for the position of Muse. Your energy and enthusiasm make you an ideal candidate. I look forward to being inspired by you.

      Sincerely,
      Dennis

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  4. Dream it Alive Avatar
    Dream it Alive

    Where I have no such time to be considered a candidate. Know that I fully support you as a friend. We are all here for you!

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    1. Thank you so much. Your blog is such a friendly place to visit. At the moment, I need all the friends I can get. Your words are truly appreciated.

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  5. Seriously funny! Err, funnily serious? Is funnily a word?

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    1. Hi Lyn, I just checked and funnily is a word. I am fortunate in that I have your books to bury myself in, which I oftenly (that’s a word) do. I welcome your sentiments, they are much appreciated.

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  6. TheGypsymind Avatar
    TheGypsymind

    as much as i would love to I can not. I can not make an appearance at work and I wont be available from dawn till dusk. I am a student and in the evenings I teach little kids :|

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    1. I’m sorry that you will not be available to fill the position. I understand your reasons. I have read your poetry and viewed your graphics. They are amazing. You would have made an ideal muse.

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      1. TheGypsymind Avatar
        TheGypsymind

        Thank-you Dennis :)

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    1. Hi BB, thanks for your message. Are you up for the job? Whether you are or not, I enjoy visiting your site and hope that we can exchange some views.

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      1. I would enjoy sharing views
        as for being a Muse
        I prefer to be in the dark
        and be amused
        I find that I become
        much less bruised :(

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      2. In that case, perhaps I could amuse you in the dark.

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      3. Well (I blush).

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  7. As much as we think its money that runs the world, i firmly disdain it to rather give experience and trust to be the true heir. Being a writer nothing compares to working with another creative mind, all i have is my work and all you have is an opportunity, given the combination this would make is nothing less than cohesive, i request a novice to let a word or two be heard.

    Gratitude,
    Abhijeet Mishra.
    (abhijeetwrote).

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    1. Hi Abhijeet, your credentials are very impressive. I would love to work with a creative mind such as yours. I enjoy reading your blog and look forward to sharing ideas with you.

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