Muse Wanted

Muse wanted
for obsessive compulsive
poet/writer,
usually grumpy,
may be cantankerous
or depressed at times.

This is a permanent position
that pays little, if anything.
Muse must be available
from dawn to dusk
with some overnight
shifts required.

The ideal candidate
would be human,
although other species
will be considered.
Dress code casual:
pajamas, housecoats
or sweats practical.

Appearance is a must,
even if somewhat ghostly.
Cheery attitude welcomed
but not essential;
sternness may be required
on occasion.

Interested interviewees
may apply in the comments
section below. I look forward
to your response. Only serious
or humorous enquiries accepted.